What are two ladies to do when it’s last call at the bar and they’ve scared away the male customers? Try something new.

As desperate barfly Sheila Sovage, Emmy winner Kate McKinnon has gotten disgustingly lucky with Saturday Night Live hosts like Larry David, John Goodman, and Dave Chappelle. In one of last night’s most memorable sketches, she scored with host Amy Schumer.

“Mama always said, ’a mouth’s a mouth,’” says Schumer as the super-butch Sue Seal.

“When I first saw you, I was like, ’God, no,’” Sheila tells Sue. “And now I’m like, ’God, might as well.’ I can’t find my keys.”




The flirting and tongue-heavy kissing that follows is anything but pretty.

“Yikes, that was unrousing,” Sue says.

“I just pitched a cave,” says Sheila.

“The crazy thing is I used to fantasize about something like this,” says Kenan Thompson’s bartender before attempting a Harry Potter lesbian-disappearing spell and ultimately killing himself.

Squirt some hand sanitizer in your eyes and watch below.

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