Remember Lindsay Lohan? Sure, but do you remember the ICONIC dance break in Lindsay Lohan’s “Rumors” video?

We’re talking PEAK Lohan. And it seems she’s still got the moves. Some of them…somewhere.

The old girl’s been laying low these days—when she’s not losing digits on boats, making questionable comments on social movements, and generally defying logic and gravity. She’s recently taken her talents to Mykonos, Greece, where she’s no doubt appreciated for the genius she is and has opened up her own beach club, the subject of a new MTV show.

A few days ago the Lohan Beach House proprietress was seen living her absolutely best life: in a stunning jumpsuit, surrounded by adoring gays, and dancing like a 45-year-old divorcee celebrating her alimony check clearing with a third glass of rosé.

That gay is right: this is how you throw a party in Mykonos, bitch.

Inspired by this tightly-choreographed number, actress and Michelle Williams BFF Busy Philipps recreated Lindsay’s instantly legendary routine.

It’s a valiant effort, but it’s impossible to truly capture the essence of a mid-oughties superstar feeling herself at a party in Mykonos, bitch, especially from the comfort of your kitchen. But, nevertheless, we should all try.

Lester Fabian Brathwaite is a Brooklyn-based writer, editor, bon vivant and all-around sassbag. He’s formerly Senior Editor of Out Magazine and is currently hungry.